Admirer No.1

So, needing a little ego boost I opened up a Plenty of Fish account. I had been on there before, had quite a few dates before I started going out with the ex. Thats how I ment him too.

Wow you can tell why some guys are on there! They have no decent chat. And their photos, oh my. Am I the only girl to be completely repulsed by men wearing football shirts? They do men absolutly no favours, especially if the have the protruding beer belly hanging over their trousers and you can see where their belly button is supposed to be. And stop taking pictures with your tongues hanging out your mouths too, its disgusting!

If you are lucky enough to get a message from someone which says more than "hey bbz, hows you?" And assuming the photos don't show a football shirt wearing tongue sticker outerer then you might be onto a winner ;)

When making my "Dating profile" I purposely did not put my name on it, and certainly did not put down where I work. I know I can be daft but i'm certainly not going to advertise to a whole load of creeps and pervy sex pests where they can find me on a day to day basis. So when I opened a message day to find it started with "Hi Daisy" I got a bit of a fright. He went on to say we work in the same place and he wanted to get to know me better, he sent me his email address and mobile phone number. He wants us to go out for coffee and a blether and take his dog for long walks.
You can't just presume a girl wants to go out with you, surely you would chat to her first and see if she might be interested before bombarding her with ways to get intouch with you. Im surprised missed of pigeon mail off his list of numbers and addresses.
Anyway I have seen this guy in work, lets call him Connor, and wow talk about being awkward! Hence the reason you should see if someones interested first. I do my best to avoid him, but I still managed to run face first into him lastweek. I must point out if he was a tall, dark, handsome, muscly Channing Tatum lookalike I would have been right in there. Instead hes just a skinny, weedy, pale dweeb. And very geeky, certainly not my cup of tea...