First POF date

Well, would you like to hear about my first actual date since becoming a single lady.
I got chatting to a guy on Plenty of Fish, lets call him Mike. His chat wasn't the best but atleast I was able to get a conversation out of someone for a change. After speaking online for a few days he asked me to add him on facebook. Atleast on facebook you can get to know a person a bit more, have a good snoop around their photos and most of all see if we have any friends in common. We did indeed have a few friends in common. Turns out I'd previously dated a few of his friends, they were a laugh so if he was anything like them then I wouldnt have much to complain about.
So perhaps a week or so later we went out for our date. I was feeling a bit nervous as I hadn't been out with someone new in two years. So I got to our meeting place in town, and I couldnt see him anywhere. So like anyone would to save them looking like a lost puppy I took out my mobile and pretended to look at that as I was scowering the surroundings seeing if there was anyone that could be him. I seen one guy sitting down on a bench, hunched over his phone with his face engrossed in it. I wouldn't have thought that was him as surely he would have been keeping an eye out for me. So after a few minutes of wondering where the fuck this guy was, I started wondering around a bit. There was still only that one guy sitting on the bench, still not paying attention to anything else apart from his phone, then all of a sudden there was sign of life, he looked up and I was like "fuck sake that is him!" I really didnt fancy him from the second I seen him. Anyway I walked over to where he was sitting and he didnt move. The closer I got the more I was like "ah I wish I'd cancelled now". From that second I decided I didnt really want to be there.
But i'm not a rude or obnoxious girl so I continued with the "date". He suggested going to Nandos. I like Nandos but come on a girl needs to be inpressed on a first date. So we went in, got a table straight away, then he says he has never been before so I had to explain the bloody menu to him! Have you ever had to explain a Nandos menu to someone? Someone whos maybe not got as many braincells as you were hoping they would have. Two words... Fuck sake!
So after finally getting out food ordered he grudgingly paid for it. Bit of advice for all the men out there, don't look at the receipt infront of a girl and make a big deal about her meal costing more than yours. Especially if its £1.
So we were sitting at the table, after ordering our nice "romantic" meal and he was acting all weird. Saying he was freezing when the place was about 100degrees, and he was pulling his sleeves over his hands and rubbing his hands together. He was hunched over his phone again and i was thinking to myself "that boy has a terrible posture". I shouldnt be thinking shit like that on a date, i should be thinking other stuff, good stuff.
So after trying to make conversation with him and his phone (they seem to come as a pair) our food arrived at the table. I must point out that I in no way am a shallow person, but when you dont expect to see someone with slight deformeties to their limbs you cant help but get a bit of a fright, which I did.
Anyway whilst we were eating we were having some awkward chat aswell. One thing I absolutly cannot stand is people talking with food in their mouths.  This guy took it to a whole new level. He took the food out his mouth to talk! Only if he hadn't chewed it yet, or just chewed it once. I actually wanted to vom! At that moment I wanted the ground to swallow me up. I barely eat any of my food because I found him so off putting. So he brought up again how much money he had spent and how much I was wasting. If he wasnt so disgusting I could have finished my meal no problem.
We skipped desert too, thank god. Can you imagine the mess he would have made with cake or ice cream!!!
Now, it was 7.10pm and we met at 6.30pm. I was ready for going home. But no, he decided it would be a great idea to go bowling too. We went into the bowling alley and they had bookings so only had space for us for one game (thank fuck) and seen as i'm not one for letting guys spend all their money on me I took my purse out. And he stood back and said "your getting the bowling". How fucking rude! No wonder the guys single if thats how he treats his dates. Anyway we started our bowling, he didnt bother getting drinks or anything, quite glad of that because I was rushing through my turns as I just wanted the night to end. Am I really bad that I was kind of laughing at the fact he wanted to go bowling eventhough he couldnt lift the bowling ball, never mind bowl properly? Bad bad Daisy!

He messaged me the next day saying he would love to see me again.... Yeh that was the end of Mike.